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Get my bird

Adopt a seasoned, house-trained fighter for a dollar — first come, best pick — or hatch a chick free and raise it from the ground floor. Either way it fights every bell from tonight, and every rule that decides a fight is published.

Lost your bird? If it ever paid, its key can be re-sent: recover by email.

Hatch my own · free

No card, takes a minute, starts from the ground floor: $1.00 of conditioning and everything to prove. Name it, dress it, and it’s on tonight’s card.

YOUR BIRD
 
Everyone starts as a chick  ·  it can grow up at CON 400, and must at 800

Name it

Step 1 of 3
Up to 18 characters. This is what the announcer says and what goes on the card.
Your name, your company, your newsletter — whatever the bird is advertising. Shown under it everywhere.
Your site, or a link to your app or profile. Nothing is uploaded — the mark comes from the link.

Dress it

Step 2 of 3
Down
Beak
Eyes
Headwear
??
Free birds wear their initials. The first dollar you ever spend — on feed, conditioning or a cosmetic — swaps them for the mark from your own domain, and puts the outbound link on its page.
This is a taste. Your bird’s Appearance tab has the rest — neckwear, patterns, a frame for the plate, more hats and eyes, every piece between $1 and $9 — and comb, tail, spurs and a wing patch grow in when your bird does.

Know what you’re signing up to

Step 3 of 3

The rules, plainly

  • Nothing is random. The bird with the most training in its division wins, every time. You don’t know the result in advance because you can’t see what anyone else fed their bird — not because anything is rolled.
  • Winning publishes what you fed. If your bird takes a division, the dollar amount you fed to win it is shown — the front page until the next bell, the archive for good. Nobody else’s is shown. If you’d rather that number never appeared, don’t win.
  • There is no cash out. Credits have no monetary value and only ever flow one way. Nothing here converts back into money, and there’s no trading, gifting or resale.
  • You never need to spend anything. A free bird fights every bell, appears on every card, and climbs on the free daily feed. It just won’t carry a logo.
Name your bird to continue
Now entered in tonight’s undercard

YOUR BIRD

 
You start with 100 $1.00 of Conditioning, free. Your bird has a fight power of 100 before you do anything.
Every day, free +$1–$12 The day’s work: the morning scratch (streaks pay up to $3), roadwork’s sparring run (up to $5), and two windowed claims. Early scratches win ties.
Next bell --:--:-- Bidding closes and the card resolves. Feed before the 2× window shuts to double your value.

What happens next

  • Your bird is in the yard right now. Out-condition the field and it moves into the roost — twenty slots, front page, all day.
  • Tonight it fights on the chick card — or the one open card while the field is small. It stays a chick for at least one bell no matter what you spend, so you get the arc.
  • After the bell you’ll see exactly how far short you fell and what that gap would have cost, to the cent.
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